Pat (patpat) wrote,
Pat
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Video game bitching

I just spent ten dollars getting a PS2 controller converter for my Xbox. This would mean that I'd be able to play Xbox games with a PS2 controller.

Why is this necessary? My fucking DISMAL track record in Capcom vs SNK 2 online, that's what. I've only won like five games out of sixty. I'm usually slaughtered pretty soundly.

I'm not bad at the game. That's not the issue here. It's the fucking Xbox controller.

Me playing as Vice with a PS2 controller: *ROLL FORWARD JAB BUFFER INTO SHOULDER RUSH FOLLOW IT UP WITH AN UPWARDS SLEEVE SWIPE KAPOW!*

Me playing as Vice with an Xbox controller: *JUMP IN PLACE A FEW TIMES, SCREW UP A FORWARD ROLL, MISS WITH A FIERCE PUNCH THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMMAND THROW, GET KILLED DURING THE RECOVERY*

I bet maybe only like two of you know what any of that means. And those people should be ashamed of themselves for being such fucking geeks.

I really should be asleep.
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